1) Arm-band Tattoos- Though I am a big fan of the early 90's, there are some things that were just a bad idea. Arm-band tattoos is one of them. Question: Who thought it would be badass/cool/a good idea to get a tattoo of barb wire around your biceps? Answer: Anyone who was 18 between the years of 1990 and 1995. I'm sure that at the time the prospect of sporting barb wire on your body was magnificent. All the other dudes at the gym would totally respect/fear you more. Girls would swoon, and their parents would obviously think that you could better protect their daughter. You could also score that clutch job and make your fortune as a Men's Health model.
In reality, none of these things are true. Infact, the other dudes at the gym will secretly judge you, girls will judge you and their parents, that's right you guessed it, will judge you. As for the job as a Men's Health model, well, you just aren't what they're looking for. And they too will judge you.
2) Speed Dating - Now, let me preface this this by saying that I have not been on a date in, well, a really long time. Therefore my authority on this topic is a bit compromised. With that said, Speed dating is a horrible idea. Even though I have not had a date for a long time, I still do have standards. It is hard to believe that people would try to find real love in 10 minute increments. I think you need more time to get to know someone than it takes you to eat 2 slices of pizza.
Now, to add to my credibility, here is a list of places I would not pick a girl up from.
1) Bar/Club
2) Planned Parenthood
3) The Internet
4) Extra's Holding (that one is for my hollywood readers)
5) The waiting room of my Therapist's office.
Go to a library, go food shopping, take a run in the park, or get a catalogue from overseas. My words of wisdom. Remember though, I am single.
3) Beatboxing - Awesome.
Those were the thoughts for the day. More to come, I promise.
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